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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

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Watch them all pack inside
A front seat six feet wide
Red noses, jumbo shoes
Time for a crazy cruise

Crammed in tight like sardines
White and square saltines
They know what’s best for you
Exactly what they’d choose

Shout another message from the Clown Car
Spout more nonsense from the Clown Car, baby
Shout another message from the Clown Car
Spout more nonsense from the Clown Car, baby
Because the world needs more of your literate wit

Look out ‘cause here they come
Full of hicktown wisdom
What is right and what’s wrong
An ever-changing song

Always do as they say
They always know the way
A shifting map in hand
Fluid trees, concrete sand

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from The Punk​-​Metal E​.​P., released January 1, 2018
Music and lyrics by: Stephen Hines
Vocals/vocal melody: Stephen Strohmenger
Guitar, bass, and drum sequencing: Stephen Hines

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S*HINES Troy, Ohio

Stephen Hines is an author and musician who was spawned, and currently lives, in Ohio. When he’s not infiltrating the system by teaching high school English, he’s holed up in his home writing or recording.

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